Posted by: Ian Bruk | July 3, 2012

No, Nothing, Party!

I’m smitten with Eminem’s “White Trash Party”. And I have been working hard at No Nothing Farm. And I’m thinking of starting a political party. I could call it the No Nothing Party. The Green Party is so limiting. I have always thought it stupid like waving to people on Texada Island when you’re driving. I really like No Nothing Party. I don’t think I need a press secretary.

Press: “Are you going to … ?

Me: “No”

Press: “What is your position on … ?”

Me: “Nothing”

Press: “What do you plan to do?”

Me: “Party!”

I could just rinse and repeat for every press conference. Politicians don’t do anything anyway.

 

 

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